Tuesday, February 24, 2015

7 Positives Of Having A Baby

Despite of having a cynical view about motherhood, I decided to start the blog on a positive note – and I actually found seven!

1. You can spend the day on your pyjamas

2. Having a glass of wine every day of the week is mandatory to survive

3. You don’t need a dietitian – the baby keeps you so busy that you barely have time to eat

4. He is the best contraceptive – after a 36hs labour, don’t even think about it! EVER!

5. Out of the blue you have the most amazing cleavage

6. Because of the new amazing rack, you have a perfect excuse to go shopping and renew your wardrobe

7. He is the best listener and knows exactly what to say – you can complain to him about how hard all this is and he will reply with the most beautiful toothless smiles

Read: 4 hospital bag must haves